Have just returned from a tour of duty with the Rat Patrol, an elite two-member corps of poorly-trained and squeamish rural denizens, on the look-out for vermin, of the worst sorts.
Armed with shovels, rakes, poison, a wheelbarrow, and that versatile household weapon -- a box of aluminum foil -- we have secured the perimeter, to the best of our knowledge.
However, our satisfaction with a job well done is tempered by the sinking feeling that we may have caused collateral damage, and a gang of chipmunks may now be now plotting a counterstrike.
Does anyone in the virtual world have a surefire, bottom-up, green solution to rats?
(Any jokes about politicians do not count.)
Over and out.
2 comments:
Perhaps the chipmunks are not collateral damage, but brave and noble soldiers... we'll wait for the miniseries
Perhaps if you flattened the rats and pasted them on trading-card-sized peices of cardboard you would be able to dispose of them once a month in a frenzied session at the Dunvegan Board of Trade....
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